“She came to court… streaming. Glitter filter on. Vape in hand. Captioned ‘He ain’t getting these kids lol.’ The judge’s face?

She didn’t bring notes—just power. One look, and the whole courtroom remembered who was really in charge.

He collapsed. She sipped. The court paused. Just another day in family law with a touch of theater and top-tier side-eye.

He cried over Legos. She came for justice. The judge lost his wig. Family law: where bricks and breakdowns collide.